Bali: Where NOT to go

Tourist trap: Kuta (Photo: Dennis Jones / Lonely Planet Images)
Tourist trap: Kuta
"The monkeys at the Padangtegal Monkey Forest in Ubud will boldly snatch fruit and shiny items like specs and hair clips off you."
Bali Insider

Don't waste your time when you're on holiday in Bali. Find out the over-hyped spots to avoid (and where to go instead).

Padangtegal Monkey Forest in Ubud

The temples on the site are considered sacred, but the place is marketed as a 'monkey forest sanctuary' due to the presence of the Balinese long-tailed macaques. There was a time when it was accessible only to the locals, but now it's a major tourist attraction, and the monkeys will boldly snatch fruit and shiny items like specs and hair clips off you. Even the locals have difficulty dealing with them. The monkeys venture off the grounds, so save the cost of the entrance fee and catch the critters outside if you really want to.

Nusa Dua

This area on the south-east peninsula of Bali was constructed as luxury resort enclave and could be anywhere in the world. If you're after any old Hilton, than this is the place for you. But for similar levels of luxury in a more natural, Balinese setting, head to the rice fields, valleys and tropical gardens, of Ubud's accommodation options.

Kuta

Boutiques selling labels such as Billabong, Quiksilver and Just Jeans wrestle for the tourist dollar with shops selling Indonesian-made products, bars that blare loud music, and booths selling local tours. This entire scene is no different from similar tourist streets in Bangkok, Taipei, Kuala Lumpur or Koh Phangan. Once you've seen one, you've seen them all.

Ubud market

Originally a produce market for locals, these days the stalls inside are stocked with souvenirs, clothing and handicrafts priced more than 10 times the original cost. Everything spills out on to the walkways, obstructing the airflow and making it difficult to browse without breaking out in a sweat. It's now more of a colourful spectacle that caters to tourists — look for your traditional market experience elsewhere, like at Badung Market in Denpasar or Sukawati Market in Gianyar. But if you really must have that "Bintang" T-shirt, buy it from the stalls outside the main market — there you'll get a much better price.

Dolphin tours in Lovina

While it sounds thrilling to spot dolphins at the break of dawn, you're sure to find yourself sharing one of 30 traditional wooden fishing boats with two to five other travellers, the lot of you chasing after every fin or tail that breaks the surface. A much better option is to go snorkelling in the clear waters of Lovina on your own where you can check out the colourful, healthy coral (and perhaps even one of the famed finned ones).

Made's Warung

Established in 1969, Made's Warung has lost its authenticity as a local warung, or eating place, and boomed into a gathering point for tourists, locals and expats who simply want to be seen. Head here if that's for you, but you can find more authentic warungs elsewhere.

Got any more places to avoid? Have your say using the comments form below.

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I have lived in Ubud now for well over a year and yes I have heard all of the stories and experienced quite a lot of what NOT to do . One of the main reasons people get bitten by monkeys is that when we humans smile or laugh...to monkeys showing your teeth is a sign of aggression, I have watched a small little monkey sitting quietly on my sister-in-laws lap playing with her fingers...she looked down and smiled at the monkey...with that I saw the monkey's whole demeanor change, he bared his teeth back, then nipped her arm, so it basically comes down to having some knowledge of behaviour...it's about what we as humans should NOT do. I have travelled and lived overseas for a long time now, Ubud Bali is where I am going to stay, it is paradise. Bali has it's problems, but hey so does the rest of the world and every morning I wake up to Mt Agung smiling at me, the butterflies dancing past my windows, the cicadas singing to me, the squirrels frolicking in treetops, I am HOME and love it..
went to Kuta, Bali 1st time in Jan 2011, and loved it, the people are great, and met a guy Nyoman, +62(0)81236131566, and he organized some activities, transport and said will get great cheap hotel next time I go back, I had booked a $50 p night, and who would bother with a $200 PN, as mine was great. I highly recommend him. Don't worry about the tourist areas, its all part of the adventure, great adventure activities available but a bit dear, but you or Nyoman can book there, but i booked most before I left Aust as I didn't want to lose any days. remember the people are trying to make a living there and support their families, and most of what we pay is loose change to us, and a lot to them. enjoy yourselves.
yeah come to oz,get ripped off, crap service,overpriced accomadation,mealsyou cant see on your plate,just to mention a few of the reasons i go to bali.yeah theres rabies dengue and squalor but guess what ,you aint in kansas now people.the sites the smells but mostly the people are what makes bali,go to loud bars,haggle in markets,let your hair down .get real people you r on holidays..u dont know anyone and they dont know you so who cares? most of all respect is what u show..yeah they r a 3rd world country but look at the smiles on there face compared to yours..bali rocks...i hope to retire there
We will be spending 4 days in Ubud, Bali. It is our first trip there. We want to visit the beaches on day, but shall we cut our stay in Ubud down to 3 days, and stay at a beachside resort the 4th? We want to go snorkling? Would it be an okay day trip from Ubud? Thanks!
monkeys can carry rabies mossies can carry dengy stray dogs can have rabies money exchanges offering a rate to0 good will be bad for you fake tatoos can scare your skin shell fish can cause cholera arak can make you sick
I first went to bali in the early 1980's and it was an eye-opener to me culturally. despite the negative occurrences there in the past few years i believe it has a culture that should be experienced. if you do not want this, shroud yourself in five star culture-less luxury in noosa!
Don't mean to sound radical, but could those having elephant rides and so on make sure that elephants do not have sore underneath their 'saddles'. Visit areas that have not secured animals unethically and that are treated humanely.
Babi Guling in Ubud...Love it! The author has a point...see for yourself first though.
i was i bali for 4 weeks in november and stayed at the green garden in kuta, and it was the dogs, the staff and the owners were the best, you are very well located for the bars and the water bomb park.go and see the monkeys, go to ubud for suckling pig. The safari is also the dogs too, but the zoo is a bit iffy apart from the last bit in the resturant with the interaction with the annimals is good just go, have fun barter, and meet new people from oz and all over, its what its all about have fun see you all in november at the green garden . liverpool

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